Nick Lachey...

...may be, quite possibly...



... my biggest fucking hero of all time!

Why do I like this so much?

Megan Fox is Foxy!

I think Megan Fox may be in my top 10 hottie list...

Don't you hate regrets?

I had a few hours to kill in the middle of the day. I could have gone to the strip club but I decided to go see a movie instead. You see I was expecting it to be a good movie. It was one I was anticipating but I should have known better. It's really hard to out-do boobs. This movie failed to do so. And between the price of admission, a popcorn and a soda I could have had one lap-dance. The lap-dance would have been preferable. Damn my regrets!

Too many things... too little time

So I'm going out of town this week on business. I'm pretty busy with work and all but I do have a good chunk of time free in the middle of the day. I can't decide if I want to go to a movie or the strip club. Damn! Decisions, decisions.

Miss Universe... Whatever!

When I saw that Riyo Mori of Japan won Miss Universe, I nearly threw my VCR across the room. Natalie Guimares of Brazil was totally robbed. That's the last time waste precious VCR tape on that stupid show.

Trump sucks!

Natalie Guimares - Super Fine!


Riyo Mori - Not bad but not great.

I can't decide what's better...

Jean Claud Van Dam or Steven Segal.

I mean, they both kick ass, look great in black, have awesome hair...

This is going to plague me forever!