Captain America Kicks Ass

This Friday we share the recent trailer for Captain America. This movie is going to kiss ass in so many ways and not just because it stars the humorous actor who played cocky Johnny Storm in the Fantastic Four. It also (along with the upcoming Thor movie) signifies the beginning of the upcoming Avengers movie franchise and THAT is going to really kick ass.

Brooklyn Decker Just Goes with It!

Everyone knows Adam Sandler movies suck these days. But are any of us surprised his movie beat out favored Juggernaut rivals in The Eagle and Justin Bieber in their opening weekend at the box office? No - and I've got two words as to why... Brooklyn Decker. This SI model turned actress is fine-fine-fine! The only reason I'm sad that we'll be seeing allot more of this rising star is it will probably be 10 years before we can see her naked parts. Fame does that to women... they find they don't need to get naked anymore... not until they start seeing the end, a.k.a. Jullian Moore, Charisma Charpentar, and Hallie Berry. Anyway, enjoy these Brooklyn Decker pics.

Who did Wonder Woman best?

With rumors still flying about who will star in the upcoming production of Wonder Woman, it is only fitting to look back and ask who did it best.

Was it Lynda Carter?



... Olivia Munn?



... or was the hoax of Megan Fox to play the part the fleating hope of fanboys everywhere?

Who did Catwoman Best?

In honor of the recent role of Catwoman going to Anne Hathaway for the next installment of the Batman franchise The Bastion of Man asks its readers... Who did Catwoman best in the past.

Was it Michelle Pfeiffer?


...Halle Berry?


... or Lee Meriwether?

Anne Hathaway to play Cat Woman!

With rumors of summer blockbusters swirling around it is always exciting to speculate on what is coming next. The Bastion is pleased to know that Anne Hathaway has been confirmed for the next installment of the Batman franchise. She is one of our favorite "girl next door" fantasies. Check out these lovely pics!

January Jones plays Emma Frost

On June 3rd, 2010 nerds across the globe will be treated to a heaping helping of January Jones as Emma Frost in the new X-Men movie. If you haven't seen this Ice Queen in action you can catch her as Betty Draper in Mad Men. For this writer it comes down the the key essentials. Let's see... um... yeah, she's hot.

Scarlett Johansson is back on the market!

For all you bombshell lusting lurkers out there, you should know that Scarlett Johansson will once again be single. This holiday season it was announced that she and hubby Ryan Reynolds will be ending their 2-year marriage. It may not have been a wonderful Christmas time in the Reynolds home but it certainly put some holly on my ivy! Who knows, maybe Scarlett's new found freedom might translate to a little more skin on the silver screen. I don't know about you but I want to see The Black Widow take it off in the next Iron Man movie.

The Bastion Presents...

The Bastion of Man is bringing something a little different to it's site in 2011. As a public service we will be providing you some monthly specials. Next week you can look forward to our first Crotch-Tastic Tuesday. Every so often you'll get a chance to enjoy Boobie TV. Today we introduce Movies that Kick-Ass. Everyone loves tits and ass. But no Man Bastion would be complete without a rockin' home theatre and a library of movies that kick-ass. Some of these great choices will include our favorite subject: Hot Babes. Others will just simply... Kick Ass! And what better way to kick off this feature than with the movie: Kick-Ass. If you haven't already see this comic book adaptation, than I highly recommend it.

Sucker Punch is Hot!

Most of the time The Bastion of Man likes to focus on all things sexy about the ladies. Occasionally we highlight something that kicks-ass. In this case we get to do both at the same time. Sucker Punch will be released to theaters in March of 2011 and I have to say hot school-girls fighting with swords against dragons and robot samurai just about satisfies every wish fulfillment fantasy I have ever had. Enjoy these promo posters and trailer for Sucker Punch!

Happy Birthday, Elizabeth Shue

On October 6th, 1963 Elizabeth Shue was born. Today Elizabeth is turning 47 years old. I haven't seen the lovely Ms. Shue in the press these days but back in the 80's she was an absolute goddess. I remember crushing on her hard in The Karate Kid and continued to do so all the way through Leaving Las Vegas. Not all good things get better with age, but I suspect Elizabeth Shue will soon be worthy of being in my Over 50 Club. Happy Birthday, Elizabeth Shue. You will always hold an honored place in my memory for the Babes of Yesterday.

Jessica Alba likes money!

News Flash: In a recent interview Jessica Alba admitted that making lots of money is the best part about being a famous actress. Well that's a "no shit" revelation isn't it? All chicks like money. It's why David Copperfield could get Claudia Schiffer, why Billy Joel got Christie Brinkly, and why a host of rich dorks across America land hot ass. So I salute you, Mrs. Jessica - for admitting what we already knew about your kind. The lesson to all you men is to make more money.

Megan Fox will NOT be in Transformers 3

I just learned that Megaon Fox has decided not to sign on the dotted line for Transformers 3. Is anyone else worried about this? Transformers 2 was pretty mediocre with the exception of Megan Fox. How could these movie executives not throw enough money her way? This is a huge miscalucation. I love Megan Fox!

Jessica Biel gives me happy time!

Jessia Biel has been a favorite of mine as far back as 7th Heaven. But I have to admit, I like her better now since she has started "sexing it up" on the silver screen. Enjoy!

Scarlett Johansson is an instant classic

There is something about Scarlett Johansson that just says "classic beauty." She is a physical homage to the days of the classic dames from the golden age of cinema. That and she makes me want to rip my pants off in public.

Worth Coming out of Retirement

Rachel Nichols is on the rise... so to speak.