Showing posts with label Brooke Burke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brooke Burke. Show all posts

Friday, December 31, 2010

The Bastion looks back at 2010.

The year 2010 was a big one for The Bastion of Man, especially the later half. The staff went from the occasional post of babelicious goodness to a regular daily update. This dedication to quality trim has brought a service to men across the globe. We would like to thank everyone both regulars and fly-by lurkers who visit The Bastion of Man. You are always welcome. Get ready for a shit-load more hot ass in 2011!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Happy Birthday, Brooke Burke!

On September 8th, 1971 Brooke Burke was born in Hartford, Connecticut. If you're like me, you celebrate September 8th with as much enthusiasm as you do most holidays. Brooke burst onto the entertainment scene in 1999 as the host of Wild On! on the E! Network. I'm not usually a fan of exclamation points but in the case of Wild On!, it was warranted. From her time on the Entertainment Channel to her recent co-hosting of Dancing with the Stars, Brooke Burke has never failed to disappoint. Happy Birthday, Brooke Burke. It is - without a doubt - a great day.





Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Brooke Burke in Playboy

In my ongoing tribute to Playmates, it is important to note a very special guest model. Brooke Burke appeared in Playboy in both 2001 and 2004 and her photos were a dream come true for men across the world. Now they reside here at The Bastion of Man for your viewing enjoyment.











Wednesday, July 28, 2010

All Time Top 10 Babes

Everyone has their opinion of the hottest babes and that opinion changes with the wind as new faces come and go. But this list is timeless. It is classic. It is my All Time Top 10 Babes . This ranks my "most favoritest" sexy celebrities from my past and present. So without further ado, I give you the Bastion of Man's All-Time Top 10 Babes.

#10 - Megan Fox: This morsel just edged out Scarlett Johanson.


#9 - Jessica Biel: A newcomer to the list but has great potential.


#8 - Alyssa Milano: She may have the longest staying power of any on the list.


#7 - Halle Berry: This classic beauty has slipped a few notches.


#6 - Salma Hayek: This Latin firecracker might outlast them all.


#5 - Jenny McCarthy: My favorite of the Playboy bunnies.


#4 - Charisma Carpenter: Michelangelo himself couldn't have improved on this one.


#3 - Kate Beckinsale: Perhaps the perfect woman.


#2 - Marrisa Miller: Classy, sexy, slutty, and everything in between.


#1 - Brooke Burke: A Goddess on Earth!