Rare Marissa Miller Topless

It's not everyday one gets to see a favorite beauty in all her glory. I hope you enjoy these nude images of Marissa Miller as much as I do.

The Bastion looks back at 2010.

The year 2010 was a big one for The Bastion of Man, especially the later half. The staff went from the occasional post of babelicious goodness to a regular daily update. This dedication to quality trim has brought a service to men across the globe. We would like to thank everyone both regulars and fly-by lurkers who visit The Bastion of Man. You are always welcome. Get ready for a shit-load more hot ass in 2011!

Happy Birthday, Brooke Burke!

On September 8th, 1971 Brooke Burke was born in Hartford, Connecticut. If you're like me, you celebrate September 8th with as much enthusiasm as you do most holidays. Brooke burst onto the entertainment scene in 1999 as the host of Wild On! on the E! Network. I'm not usually a fan of exclamation points but in the case of Wild On!, it was warranted. From her time on the Entertainment Channel to her recent co-hosting of Dancing with the Stars, Brooke Burke has never failed to disappoint. Happy Birthday, Brooke Burke. It is - without a doubt - a great day.

All Time Top 10 Babes

Everyone has their opinion of the hottest babes and that opinion changes with the wind as new faces come and go. But this list is timeless. It is classic. It is my All Time Top 10 Babes . This ranks my "most favoritest" sexy celebrities from my past and present. So without further ado, I give you the Bastion of Man's All-Time Top 10 Babes.

#10 - Megan Fox: This morsel just edged out Scarlett Johanson.


#9 - Jessica Biel: A newcomer to the list but has great potential.


#8 - Alyssa Milano: She may have the longest staying power of any on the list.


#7 - Halle Berry: This classic beauty has slipped a few notches.


#6 - Salma Hayek: This Latin firecracker might outlast them all.


#5 - Jenny McCarthy: My favorite of the Playboy bunnies.


#4 - Charisma Carpenter: Michelangelo himself couldn't have improved on this one.


#3 - Kate Beckinsale: Perhaps the perfect woman.


#2 - Marrisa Miller: Classy, sexy, slutty, and everything in between.


#1 - Brooke Burke: A Goddess on Earth!

Happy Birthday, Kate Beckinsale

July is truly the month of Birthdays. This must have been one of God's most favorite months when crafting the female form. Perhaps you might think after Sophia Vergara and Charisma Carpenter that it couldn't get any better. Well let me tell you... it did. On July 26, 1973 one of the most beautiful of ladies was born into this world. Happy Birthday, Kate Beckinsale!

Happy Birthday, Charisma Carpenter

Charisma Carpenter hits a momentous milestone today. This voluptuous vixen of vampire fame was born on July 23rd, 1970. That makes our lovely Charisma 40 years old today! That's right, gentlemen. She is the big 4-0. I congratulate you, my darling Charisma, for keeping it hot so many years in a row, going all the way back to Buffy... and beyond for those that are familiar.

I think she still looks pretty good these days. Wives everywhere take note!


Charisma immortalized herself in Playboy before the inevitable downhill slide.


Back in the early days of Buffy.


A bonus photo for your Birthday, Charisma!

Jessica Biel gives me happy time!

Jessia Biel has been a favorite of mine as far back as 7th Heaven. But I have to admit, I like her better now since she has started "sexing it up" on the silver screen. Enjoy!

Scarlett Johansson is an instant classic

There is something about Scarlett Johansson that just says "classic beauty." She is a physical homage to the days of the classic dames from the golden age of cinema. That and she makes me want to rip my pants off in public.

Alyssa Milano is like a fine wine...

Alyssa Milano is a year older than me so I grew up watching her grow up. I had the hots for this chick before I even understood what "having the hots" even meant. I'm happy to say she has aged better than most female celebrities approaching their 40's. I tip my hat to you, my aging beauty of the 1980's. You are a top 10 All Star!

Marissa Miller

I was listening to sports radio and heard that Marissa Miller was at the Super Bowl this year. It reminded me of my long time crush over her.

This may be one of her all time best pics


I love the way the bright light shines forth from her most sacred of places!


Hello, beaded necklace!

Megan Fox is Foxy!

I think Megan Fox may be in my top 10 hottie list...