The Mysterious Sammy Braddy

There isn't much information about this up and coming British Glam model, but Sammy Braddy defiantly has a bright future! With her voluptuous cans and naughty curves you can bet we'll see much more of this babe. In the meantime enjoy this pictorial from Zoo Magazine.

Who did The Baroness best?

The modern movie adaptation of the G.I. Joe franchise was bad... I mean really bad. It sucked harder than Cobra's paint sucking machine. In fact if a paint sucking machine had been the focal point of the movie it might have made it better. But the sting of its badness wares off over time. And now The Bastion is in the mood to ask our readers. Who did The Baroness Best?

Was it Sienna Miller?


... or Random Comic Con girl?


... or Random Japense Fetish Model?

Nelly Furtado is still Hot!

So Nelly Furtado is doing a duet with Elton John for a cartoon movie coming out this spring. What the hell happened to this chick's career? She was a rising pop star in the 90's and then nothing. So what's the big deal? She is still way hot!

Snow Bunny

This time of year it's always fun to head for the mountains and find yourself a snow bunny. I'd hit these slopes if I were you!

Happy Birthday, Jordan Carver

On January 30, 1988 Jordan Carver was born. Little did we know she would turn into the bodacious babe we all know and love today. With her voluptous cans being one of the most popular searches on the internet everyone is clamoring to get a look. Happy Birthday, Jordan Carver. May your cans never sag!

Keeley Hazell is a Godess!

Do they get any better than this? Is it possible for a woman to have bigger and more beautiful natural boobies than Keeley Hazell? Are there woman with more gorgeous looks? Am I asking too many questions? The answer to all of these is... I think not!

Sophie Reade Pictorial

We promised you more Sophie Reade several months ago and The Bastion is nothing if not honest with our promises. So here is a lovely spread of Sophie spreading it for Zoo Magazine.

Emily Scott is a blonde babe!

The Bastion may have a soft spot for the brunette babe but let it not be said that we do not cater to all the other wonderful colors of the hair rainbow. Red-head Jamie Faith Edmondson is another of our favorites. But what about the blonde bombshell? Do blondes have more fun? Are blondes the favorite of most men in America... or around the world for that matter? The Bation won't argue with you if you feel strongly one way or the other. What we will do is always strive to provide equal time to the most beautiful babes. Here are a few of a babelicious blonde named Emily Scott!

Peta Todd is smokin' hot!

Peta Todd may be just one of the many sexy Brit-Glam models to turn up in the pages of Loaded, Nuts, or Front Magazine. But here at The Bastion of Man she holds on honored place of rockin' body glory! You can expect more of this chick in weeks to come.

The Bastion looks back at 2010.

The year 2010 was a big one for The Bastion of Man, especially the later half. The staff went from the occasional post of babelicious goodness to a regular daily update. This dedication to quality trim has brought a service to men across the globe. We would like to thank everyone both regulars and fly-by lurkers who visit The Bastion of Man. You are always welcome. Get ready for a shit-load more hot ass in 2011!

Christmas Eve with Alice Goodwin

Alice Goodwin is becoming a fast favorite here at The Bastion and we're taking our time to go back through some of her best photo spreads. This shoot from Zoo shows Alice as a true fan of football. This Christmas Eve The Bastion invites you to celebrate with some delightful Alice Goodwin pics.