Comic Book Hotness - The Invisible Woman

So, I'm not a huge fan of cartoon porn, but this depiction of the Invisible Woman was just too good to pass up. Damn!

This Book is Awesome - The Prophecy of Babylon

Taking a break from our normal feast of female flesh, The Bastion needed to share this bad-ass book reivew with the world. It's called The Prophecy of Babylon and its the first in a series called Adventure Gothic. I downloaded my copy from Amazon onto my Kindle. This story rules! It's got gunfighters. It's got vampire hunters. It's got evil cultists, wicked demons, and even a couple of hot babes. If you like action movies, explosions, and no-nonsense ass-kickery, then you will love this book. You can find it for the Kindle, Nook, and ipad.

Who did The Baroness best?

The modern movie adaptation of the G.I. Joe franchise was bad... I mean really bad. It sucked harder than Cobra's paint sucking machine. In fact if a paint sucking machine had been the focal point of the movie it might have made it better. But the sting of its badness wares off over time. And now The Bastion is in the mood to ask our readers. Who did The Baroness Best?

Was it Sienna Miller?


... or Random Comic Con girl?


... or Random Japense Fetish Model?

Who did Chun Li Best?

There have been more than a few Chun Li immitators but few can do it well. Luckily we have had some recently that truly embody the spirit of this asian goddess. Our question to you is... Who did Chun Li the best?

Was it Kristin Kruek?


...Random Comic Con girl?


... or Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show?

Getting Laid at Comic Con

Every so often The Bastion of Man will do a public service announcement for the good of it's readers. Today we encourage you to get laid at Comic Con. Believe it or not, there are plenty of opportunities. Recently The Bastion of Man discovered these lovely ladies at a very popular convention to demonstrate the quality of trim available.

Slave Leia - I'd say this one is better than most!


This one is my favorite of the bunch!


This girl is really workin' the spandex!


This Cat Woman may not be great but Wonder Girl is a 10!


What's better than one Super Girl? Two Super Girls!


Are those drawn on abs? The fact that she scares me is kinda hot!


She's no Lynda Carter but she'll do!


Spider-Girl has a Jennifer Love Hewitt thing going. Me like!


I think the shades make Elektra look extra cool!


This Baroness can lock me up in her Dungeon any time!


I didn't know Disney graced Comic Con, but Belle would always be welcome!


Princess Leia's got a little extra junk in the trunk and on the rack! I like both!


I'd like to Peek at her Chu, if you know what I mean!


And the Number 1 reason why you can get laid at Comic Con.... Because all these hot chicks are hanging out with this douchebag.