Jordan Carver Nude!

Oh the majesty of Jordan Carver's nude body. If you're a member of her fan club than you can see far more than this one picture but this is the one available free on the net. Behold the power and the glory!

Jordan Carver says "Surf's Up!"

As we enter the hot summer season The Bastion of Man celebrates Surfer Babes all across the world with this tribute.

Jordan Carver says Happy Valentines Day!

What's better than Jordan Carver's 2010 Valentines photo spread? Re-playing her 2010 photo spread in 2011! Happy Valentines day, Jordan Carver!

Happy Birthday, Jordan Carver

On January 30, 1988 Jordan Carver was born. Little did we know she would turn into the bodacious babe we all know and love today. With her voluptous cans being one of the most popular searches on the internet everyone is clamoring to get a look. Happy Birthday, Jordan Carver. May your cans never sag!

Jordan Carver honors Veterans Day

I have the utmost respect for our men in uniform. They risk their lives every day to protect our great nation. They travel across the world, battling hostile forces and many pay the supreme sacrifice. None more so than the soldiers of World War II. On November 11th we honor not only those who fought against the Axis powers of World War II but all veterans who lay their lives on the line for the United States of America. In honor of this day, I give you some beautiful images from one of the Bastion's favorite regulars, Ms. Jordan Carver.

Jordan Carver is Hot for Teacher

I'm a man of learning. I hold academic endevours in high regard and nothing pleases me more than to see such a fine specimin of feminine beauty taking care of her mind as much as her body. Jordan, you can come to the head of the class any time you want!

Happy Halloween, Jordan Carver

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I am not the first to point out that Halloween is the one day of the year when even the most prudish of women find a good excuse to get out and get slutty. Everything from French Maids to Naughty Nurses, lovely ladies from all walks of life enjoy to slut it up and wear next to nothing. For this reason I give All Hallowed Eve a great big round of applause. Today The Bastion celebrates Halloween with Jordan Carver dressed as a Sailor Girl. If Jordan came to my door I'd offer both a trick and a treat!

Jordan Carver says "Ride 'Em Cowboy!"

I stumbled across this pictorial of Jordan Carver. Since JC is a fan favorite here at The Bastion of Man, we thought it best to share. I think she looks pretty damn good as a cowgirl, don't you? Enjoy!