Don't you hate regrets?

I had a few hours to kill in the middle of the day. I could have gone to the strip club but I decided to go see a movie instead. You see I was expecting it to be a good movie. It was one I was anticipating but I should have known better. It's really hard to out-do boobs. This movie failed to do so. And between the price of admission, a popcorn and a soda I could have had one lap-dance. The lap-dance would have been preferable. Damn my regrets!