Jessica Alba shows her Crotch!

In this addition of Crotch-Tastic Tuesday we share a favorite from the Bastion's 2010photo archive. I don't think it gets much better than this. Jessica Alba may just have the perfect honey-pot!

Who Did the Invisible Woman Best?

In our ongoing release of new specials The Bastion of Man introduces the Who Did It Best? series. In our inagural issue we ask our faithful readers Who Did the Invisible Woman Best?

Was it Marie Claude Bourbonnais?


... Random Comic-Con Girl?


... Jessica Alba?


... or Pamela Anderson spoofing Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba likes money!

News Flash: In a recent interview Jessica Alba admitted that making lots of money is the best part about being a famous actress. Well that's a "no shit" revelation isn't it? All chicks like money. It's why David Copperfield could get Claudia Schiffer, why Billy Joel got Christie Brinkly, and why a host of rich dorks across America land hot ass. So I salute you, Mrs. Jessica - for admitting what we already knew about your kind. The lesson to all you men is to make more money.