Lindsay Lohan shows her crotch

The Bastion of Man is happy to bring you a new regular series to it's monthly allotment of hotness. We call it the Crotch-Tastic Tuesday! In this issue we share a wonderful glamour shot of Lindsay Lohan with just enough pantie showing to drive us crazy.

Carrie Milbank reports sports

There are plenty of hot babe sports reports but few who have flaunted it so perfectly! Usually one must troll through pages of prudish sweaters and pant suits to find a nice T&A shot of a Erin Andrews or a Lindsay Soto. I guess starting out as a Houston Texans cheerleader makes a difference. Give me a B-O-O-B-S! What's that spell? BOOBS!

The Bastion Presents...

The Bastion of Man is bringing something a little different to it's site in 2011. As a public service we will be providing you some monthly specials. Next week you can look forward to our first Crotch-Tastic Tuesday. Every so often you'll get a chance to enjoy Boobie TV. Today we introduce Movies that Kick-Ass. Everyone loves tits and ass. But no Man Bastion would be complete without a rockin' home theatre and a library of movies that kick-ass. Some of these great choices will include our favorite subject: Hot Babes. Others will just simply... Kick Ass! And what better way to kick off this feature than with the movie: Kick-Ass. If you haven't already see this comic book adaptation, than I highly recommend it.

Emily Scott is a blonde babe!

The Bastion may have a soft spot for the brunette babe but let it not be said that we do not cater to all the other wonderful colors of the hair rainbow. Red-head Jamie Faith Edmondson is another of our favorites. But what about the blonde bombshell? Do blondes have more fun? Are blondes the favorite of most men in America... or around the world for that matter? The Bation won't argue with you if you feel strongly one way or the other. What we will do is always strive to provide equal time to the most beautiful babes. Here are a few of a babelicious blonde named Emily Scott!

Peta Todd is smokin' hot!

Peta Todd may be just one of the many sexy Brit-Glam models to turn up in the pages of Loaded, Nuts, or Front Magazine. But here at The Bastion of Man she holds on honored place of rockin' body glory! You can expect more of this chick in weeks to come.

Jaime Faith Edmondson Honors the NFL

Everyone here at The Bastion of Man loves Jaime Faith Edmondson. We also love the National Football League and January means only one thing in the NFL. It means the Playoffs! Gird your loins and make ready your war paint because the beasts of the NFL are getting ready to face off for a showdown of epic proportions. If you believe this time of year couldn't get any better, think again, because Jaime Faith Edmondson has immortalized her love of the NFL in this sexy Playboy pictorial. That's right, gentlemen. Our lovely bunny from Miami has donned the garb of your favorite team and posed for you on this special occasion. Well... she didn't don the garb of all the teams - but you'll still enjoy it. Take my word for it!



Just in case you hadn't seen enough... here are a few outakes and high-res versions for you lucky fans!


Three Cheers for Jaime!

Happy New Year from The Bastion of Man

For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne!

Ring in the New Year, turn over that new leaf, and start that new tradition of reading The Bastion of Man every day. For those old friends, welcome back to a new year of hot ass and good times. For those new to The Bastion, you are welcome any time. We celebrate with a toast!

And surely you will pay for your pint, And surely I will pay for mine! And we will take a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne!