A Tribute to Playmates

Do you love naked ladies? I know I do. That's why the month of August will be dedicated to all things Playboy. We'll take a walk down memory lane. We'll marvel at some of today's best babes, and we might even wish for the future. So enjoy my tribute to Playmates in August: The Hottest Month of the Year!

Melina Pitra is on TV

Melina Pitra may be on TV but if you're looking for her on the CW or Spike TV, you'll be sorely disappointed. That's because Melina Pitra is a star in Argentina. That's right, boys, and it doesn't sound like she is the least bit interested in moving to the States. But that's what YouTube is for. Check out some of my favorite pics of this bright and shining Argentinian Star!

Jordan Carver Needs Support

I stumbled across this busty babe just yesterday. With a set of unbelievable 34G fun-bags you can bet Jordan Carver knows something about proper support. So in the spirit of support, I encourage all you gentlemen to give her your attention.


Why Hello there, Ms. Carver!


You look very perky today.


Oh... are you hot in those clothes?


Please make yourself comfortable while I put on some music!

All Time Top 10 Babes

Everyone has their opinion of the hottest babes and that opinion changes with the wind as new faces come and go. But this list is timeless. It is classic. It is my All Time Top 10 Babes . This ranks my "most favoritest" sexy celebrities from my past and present. So without further ado, I give you the Bastion of Man's All-Time Top 10 Babes.

#10 - Megan Fox: This morsel just edged out Scarlett Johanson.


#9 - Jessica Biel: A newcomer to the list but has great potential.


#8 - Alyssa Milano: She may have the longest staying power of any on the list.


#7 - Halle Berry: This classic beauty has slipped a few notches.


#6 - Salma Hayek: This Latin firecracker might outlast them all.


#5 - Jenny McCarthy: My favorite of the Playboy bunnies.


#4 - Charisma Carpenter: Michelangelo himself couldn't have improved on this one.


#3 - Kate Beckinsale: Perhaps the perfect woman.


#2 - Marrisa Miller: Classy, sexy, slutty, and everything in between.


#1 - Brooke Burke: A Goddess on Earth!

How Hot is Robin Meade?

I was watching Headline News this morning and I asked myself if there was ever a hotter news anchor than Robin Meade. I decided there was not, nor may there ever be. See evidence attached...






Keep pumping out that quality news broadcasting, my dear Robin.

Happy Birthday, Kate Beckinsale

July is truly the month of Birthdays. This must have been one of God's most favorite months when crafting the female form. Perhaps you might think after Sophia Vergara and Charisma Carpenter that it couldn't get any better. Well let me tell you... it did. On July 26, 1973 one of the most beautiful of ladies was born into this world. Happy Birthday, Kate Beckinsale!

Happy Birthday, Charisma Carpenter

Charisma Carpenter hits a momentous milestone today. This voluptuous vixen of vampire fame was born on July 23rd, 1970. That makes our lovely Charisma 40 years old today! That's right, gentlemen. She is the big 4-0. I congratulate you, my darling Charisma, for keeping it hot so many years in a row, going all the way back to Buffy... and beyond for those that are familiar.

I think she still looks pretty good these days. Wives everywhere take note!


Charisma immortalized herself in Playboy before the inevitable downhill slide.


Back in the early days of Buffy.


A bonus photo for your Birthday, Charisma!