Jaime Bergman's husband is at it again.

It's like the old saying goes: For every hot girl you meet there's a guy out there who's sick and tired of fucking her. Playboy's own, Jaime Bergman may not be the same piece of hot ass she was back in the day, but this reporter has confirmed she is still pretty-freaking-fine. And yet only months after recent allegations of an affair, husband - David Boreanaz can't help but sexually harass an extra on the set of his hit series: Bones. I guess he's not the "Angel" Jaime thought he was.... HO, HEY, BADA-GING!

Poor Jaime... Oh how we loved thee!

Lindsay Lohan Jailed

Lindsay Lohan is now serving her 90-day stint in the slammer. Inside sources say she is in good spirits and sleeping well. I guess it takes more than a couple of days to get all the Ambien out of one's system. What a drug addled mess. Do you remember when Lindsay was a hot, young, rising star and someone you actually wanted to bang?

These were the days...

Happy Birthday, Sofia Vergara!

Happy Belated Birthday, Sofia Vergara. You celebrated your 38th birthday last weekend and I missed it. How is that possible? Well, better late than never. More importantly, how are you approaching 40 and still looking smoking hot? Happy Birthday!

Jessica Alba likes money!

News Flash: In a recent interview Jessica Alba admitted that making lots of money is the best part about being a famous actress. Well that's a "no shit" revelation isn't it? All chicks like money. It's why David Copperfield could get Claudia Schiffer, why Billy Joel got Christie Brinkly, and why a host of rich dorks across America land hot ass. So I salute you, Mrs. Jessica - for admitting what we already knew about your kind. The lesson to all you men is to make more money.

Megan Fox will NOT be in Transformers 3

I just learned that Megaon Fox has decided not to sign on the dotted line for Transformers 3. Is anyone else worried about this? Transformers 2 was pretty mediocre with the exception of Megan Fox. How could these movie executives not throw enough money her way? This is a huge miscalucation. I love Megan Fox!

Jill Wagner is HOT

Jill Wagner stars on Wipeout an ABC show about fat people falling on their asses. But I still watch it because she is oh so choice - even if she wears too much clothing. Still, I wish she wore less - kind of like this....


OR this....


OR this....

Jessica Biel gives me happy time!

Jessia Biel has been a favorite of mine as far back as 7th Heaven. But I have to admit, I like her better now since she has started "sexing it up" on the silver screen. Enjoy!