Happy Birthday, Sofia Vergara!

Happy Belated Birthday, Sofia Vergara. You celebrated your 38th birthday last weekend and I missed it. How is that possible? Well, better late than never. More importantly, how are you approaching 40 and still looking smoking hot? Happy Birthday!

Jessica Alba likes money!

News Flash: In a recent interview Jessica Alba admitted that making lots of money is the best part about being a famous actress. Well that's a "no shit" revelation isn't it? All chicks like money. It's why David Copperfield could get Claudia Schiffer, why Billy Joel got Christie Brinkly, and why a host of rich dorks across America land hot ass. So I salute you, Mrs. Jessica - for admitting what we already knew about your kind. The lesson to all you men is to make more money.

Megan Fox will NOT be in Transformers 3

I just learned that Megaon Fox has decided not to sign on the dotted line for Transformers 3. Is anyone else worried about this? Transformers 2 was pretty mediocre with the exception of Megan Fox. How could these movie executives not throw enough money her way? This is a huge miscalucation. I love Megan Fox!

Jill Wagner is HOT

Jill Wagner stars on Wipeout an ABC show about fat people falling on their asses. But I still watch it because she is oh so choice - even if she wears too much clothing. Still, I wish she wore less - kind of like this....


OR this....


OR this....

Jessica Biel gives me happy time!

Jessia Biel has been a favorite of mine as far back as 7th Heaven. But I have to admit, I like her better now since she has started "sexing it up" on the silver screen. Enjoy!

Bianca Beauchamp is kind of naughty!

Bianca Beauchamp has made her bread and butter as an internet chick. She totally terrifies me while at the same makes my commanding officer stand up and salute!

Scarlett Johansson is an instant classic

There is something about Scarlett Johansson that just says "classic beauty." She is a physical homage to the days of the classic dames from the golden age of cinema. That and she makes me want to rip my pants off in public.