Showing posts with label Money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Money. Show all posts

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Happy Birthday, Jessica Biel

On March 3rd, 1982 the delectable Jessica Biel came into this world and with it a new standard in beauty! This creature first caught the eye of the masses while playing a very chaste character on the WB show 7th Heaven. She later shed that good girl image to the delight of many a man and has since become a sexual icon! Happy Birthday, Jessica Biel!



Monday, July 12, 2010

Jessica Alba likes money!

News Flash: In a recent interview Jessica Alba admitted that making lots of money is the best part about being a famous actress. Well that's a "no shit" revelation isn't it? All chicks like money. It's why David Copperfield could get Claudia Schiffer, why Billy Joel got Christie Brinkly, and why a host of rich dorks across America land hot ass. So I salute you, Mrs. Jessica - for admitting what we already knew about your kind. The lesson to all you men is to make more money.