I'm not really a big Paris Hilton fan but she was in the news recently and she's hot - so I kind of feel obligated to share. This weekend Paris Hilton was arrested in Las Vegas for possession of an illegal substance. The police pulled over her boyfriend on a DUI. Paris stepped out of the car and allowed cocaine to fall out of her purse in front of the officer. What a stupid bitch! As stupid as she may be, she sure is hot. Seriously, does anybody take a better mug-shot than Paris? She looks as good in this first photo as she does in some of her modeling photos.
The Mug Shot
Not the Mug Shot
Also not the Mug Shot
Monday, August 30, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
It's diffcult to narrow down your wish list to just a few choices but all good things must come to an end and to cap off our month of Playmate tributes I have chosen one of my Top 10 hottest babes. Thankfully my number one woman has already graced the pages of Playboy but this delicious creature comes in at #2 and by all rights should be a bunny. This chick is a more classy departure from the last three glam models but it doesn't deminsish her perfection. Marissa Miller is perfect in so many ways and who wouldn't want to see every naked corner of this perfect 10.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Like Jordan Carver, Denise Milani was built for Playboy. With her gorgeous features it is a travesty for her not to pose nude for all of mankind. Yet Denise continues to only tease us with her scantly clad bikini photos. We love you so much Denise. Why can't you show us how much you love us?
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
I can't say enough about this chick. It is a crime that Jordan Carver's enormous cans have not yet been fully exposed to at least one camera man on this planet. Wrongs must be "Righted"! Do I need to be the one to start a petition to get this chick into the pages of Playboy? All right... fine. Who's with me?
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
I think we can all agree that there are some sexy ladies out there that we wish would pose for Playboy. We continue our month of Playboy tributes with a few celebrities and models that should pose for the pages but for whatever reason have not made their way to Hef's mansion just yet. We start with Lucy Pinder, a London glamour model and friend of Keeley Hazell. Lucy, if Keeley can do it, I know you can do it. You've already teased us with bunny lingerie so why not go all the way?
Monday, August 23, 2010
Kim Kardashian's appearance in Playboy was much heralded by fans of the reality TV star, although it is questionable what else there was to see after her infamous sex video with the well endowed Ray-J. While the pictures were adequate they fell far short of her potential but I include Kim in this month's tribute because - DAMN - she is fine!
Friday, August 20, 2010
Christie Shake is cut from the same mold as Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy. She is the quintessential blonde bombshell and a favorite of mine from the new millennium. Christi appeared first as a Playmate of the month in 2002. She also wins the prize for most ridiculously obvious "stage name"... but I still love it! Christi is also celebrating a birthday this month - born August 22, 1980. This piece of ass is turning 30!
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Anna Nicole Smith is one of Playboy's most infamous playmates... if not THE most infamous. From her meteoric rise as a Guess Jeans girl to her tragic accidental death from a drug overdose, Anna Nicole Smith has been a lightning rod of speculation and sexuality. I'll refrain from focusing on her "wheels off" days as the over-weight star of her own reality TV show. I'll not mention the gold-digging drama of her spring-winter marriage to a Texas millionaire. But I will focus on her drop dead gorgeous body in her early days with Playboy. Feast your eyes on some of the most iconic of Anna's images!
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Amanda Hanshaw, also known as Mandy Marie Michaels appeared as a Cyber Girl in 2007 and later appeared in the magazine in January of 2008. Since she is still relatively new to the Playboy scene, I imagine we an expect more great things to come from this tasty morsel.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Heather Kozar was a Playmate of the month in 1998 and the Playmate of the year in 1999. Heather's full figure and giant cans brought back instant memories of Marilyn Monroe and another famous playmate from the early 90's. Heather had the same gorgeous figure and she knew how to flaunt her assets.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Tishara Lee Cousino is one of the latin beauties that I absolutely crave. Tall with huge ta-ta's and a set of lips that could suck the paint off the side of your house. Tishara is another of the new melinium babes and I think we can all agree she's a stone cold fox!
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
In my ongoing tribute to Playmates, it is important to note a very special guest model. Brooke Burke appeared in Playboy in both 2001 and 2004 and her photos were a dream come true for men across the world. Now they reside here at The Bastion of Man for your viewing enjoyment.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Shanna Moakler is one of Playboy's most notable Playmates from the new millennium. Although she only appeared once as Playmate of the year in 2001, Shanna's nakedness still lives on in our memory. She is perhaps most well known for beauty pagent pedigree, but she is also famous for her relationships with Billy Idol and Dennis Quaid. I don't know about you, but I can think of far worse things than laying pipe behind either of those two gentlemen!
Monday, August 9, 2010
Keeley Hazell is a well known British model with the most bodacious natural boobies I have ever seen. This angelic creature has done thousands of pictorials and yet has only managed to grace the pages of Playboy one time. Nevertheless, I give you an image from her Playboy pictorial as well as a host of others from her modeling career. Enjoy the bonus images!