Friday, February 25, 2011

Captain America Kicks Ass

This Friday we share the recent trailer for Captain America. This movie is going to kiss ass in so many ways and not just because it stars the humorous actor who played cocky Johnny Storm in the Fantastic Four. It also (along with the upcoming Thor movie) signifies the beginning of the upcoming Avengers movie franchise and THAT is going to really kick ass.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Brooklyn Decker Just Goes with It!

Everyone knows Adam Sandler movies suck these days. But are any of us surprised his movie beat out favored Juggernaut rivals in The Eagle and Justin Bieber in their opening weekend at the box office? No - and I've got two words as to why... Brooklyn Decker. This SI model turned actress is fine-fine-fine! The only reason I'm sad that we'll be seeing allot more of this rising star is it will probably be 10 years before we can see her naked parts. Fame does that to women... they find they don't need to get naked anymore... not until they start seeing the end, a.k.a. Jullian Moore, Charisma Charpentar, and Hallie Berry. Anyway, enjoy these Brooklyn Decker pics.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Jessica Alba shows her Crotch!

In this addition of Crotch-Tastic Tuesday we share a favorite from the Bastion's 2010photo archive. I don't think it gets much better than this. Jessica Alba may just have the perfect honey-pot!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Who did The Baroness best?

The modern movie adaptation of the G.I. Joe franchise was bad... I mean really bad. It sucked harder than Cobra's paint sucking machine. In fact if a paint sucking machine had been the focal point of the movie it might have made it better. But the sting of its badness wares off over time. And now The Bastion is in the mood to ask our readers. Who did The Baroness Best?

Was it Sienna Miller?

... or Random Comic Con girl?

... or Random Japense Fetish Model?

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

I think I LOVE Olivia Munn!

Olivia Munn is so choice. I've been following her for years - even way back when she was on Attack of the Show on G4. Now she is a Daily Show correspondent and is starring in her own prime time comedy. Go Olivia! More Olivia!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Fergie is Fine!

Is it just me or does this chick have a rockin' body? Fergie has come a long way since her days with Kids Incorporated. She was the best thing about the Super Bowl half-time show this year.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Jordan Carver says Happy Valentines Day!

What's better than Jordan Carver's 2010 Valentines photo spread? Re-playing her 2010 photo spread in 2011! Happy Valentines day, Jordan Carver!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Nelly Furtado is still Hot!

So Nelly Furtado is doing a duet with Elton John for a cartoon movie coming out this spring. What the hell happened to this chick's career? She was a rising pop star in the 90's and then nothing. So what's the big deal? She is still way hot!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Happy Birthday, Emma Roberts

On February 10th, 1991 Emma Roberts was born. Can you believe this young lady is turning 20? If she doesn't have a long career in acting ahead of her she will definitely have one in modeling make-up or some other beauty re-tred career. When your as hot as this and can still retain that innocent teen-age look into your twenties you know there will be good times ahead!

Monday, February 7, 2011

Who did Wonder Woman best?

With rumors still flying about who will star in the upcoming production of Wonder Woman, it is only fitting to look back and ask who did it best.

Was it Lynda Carter?

... Olivia Munn?

... or was the hoax of Megan Fox to play the part the fleating hope of fanboys everywhere?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Pamela Anderson Rocks

Is this really the first time we've posted nudes of Pamela Anderson? And we call ourselves a bastion to man! We are ashamed... very ashamed. Here is our apology.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Snow Bunny

This time of year it's always fun to head for the mountains and find yourself a snow bunny. I'd hit these slopes if I were you!