Friday, July 30, 2010

Melina Pitra is on TV

Melina Pitra may be on TV but if you're looking for her on the CW or Spike TV, you'll be sorely disappointed. That's because Melina Pitra is a star in Argentina. That's right, boys, and it doesn't sound like she is the least bit interested in moving to the States. But that's what YouTube is for. Check out some of my favorite pics of this bright and shining Argentinian Star!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Jordan Carver Needs Support

I stumbled across this busty babe just yesterday. With a set of unbelievable 34G fun-bags you can bet Jordan Carver knows something about proper support. So in the spirit of support, I encourage all you gentlemen to give her your attention.

Why Hello there, Ms. Carver!

You look very perky today.

Oh... are you hot in those clothes?

Please make yourself comfortable while I put on some music!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

All Time Top 10 Babes

Everyone has their opinion of the hottest babes and that opinion changes with the wind as new faces come and go. But this list is timeless. It is classic. It is my All Time Top 10 Babes . This ranks my "most favoritest" sexy celebrities from my past and present. So without further ado, I give you the Bastion of Man's All-Time Top 10 Babes.

#10 - Megan Fox: This morsel just edged out Scarlett Johanson.

#9 - Jessica Biel: A newcomer to the list but has great potential.

#8 - Alyssa Milano: She may have the longest staying power of any on the list.

#7 - Halle Berry: This classic beauty has slipped a few notches.

#6 - Salma Hayek: This Latin firecracker might outlast them all.

#5 - Jenny McCarthy: My favorite of the Playboy bunnies.

#4 - Charisma Carpenter: Michelangelo himself couldn't have improved on this one.

#3 - Kate Beckinsale: Perhaps the perfect woman.

#2 - Marrisa Miller: Classy, sexy, slutty, and everything in between.

#1 - Brooke Burke: A Goddess on Earth!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

How Hot is Robin Meade?

I was watching Headline News this morning and I asked myself if there was ever a hotter news anchor than Robin Meade. I decided there was not, nor may there ever be. See evidence attached...

Keep pumping out that quality news broadcasting, my dear Robin.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Happy Birthday, Kate Beckinsale

July is truly the month of Birthdays. This must have been one of God's most favorite months when crafting the female form. Perhaps you might think after Sophia Vergara and Charisma Carpenter that it couldn't get any better. Well let me tell you... it did. On July 26, 1973 one of the most beautiful of ladies was born into this world. Happy Birthday, Kate Beckinsale!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Happy Birthday, Charisma Carpenter

Charisma Carpenter hits a momentous milestone today. This voluptuous vixen of vampire fame was born on July 23rd, 1970. That makes our lovely Charisma 40 years old today! That's right, gentlemen. She is the big 4-0. I congratulate you, my darling Charisma, for keeping it hot so many years in a row, going all the way back to Buffy... and beyond for those that are familiar.

I think she still looks pretty good these days. Wives everywhere take note!

Charisma immortalized herself in Playboy before the inevitable downhill slide.

Back in the early days of Buffy.

A bonus photo for your Birthday, Charisma!

Jaime Bergman's husband is at it again.

It's like the old saying goes: For every hot girl you meet there's a guy out there who's sick and tired of fucking her. Playboy's own, Jaime Bergman may not be the same piece of hot ass she was back in the day, but this reporter has confirmed she is still pretty-freaking-fine. And yet only months after recent allegations of an affair, husband - David Boreanaz can't help but sexually harass an extra on the set of his hit series: Bones. I guess he's not the "Angel" Jaime thought he was.... HO, HEY, BADA-GING!

Poor Jaime... Oh how we loved thee!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Jailed

Lindsay Lohan is now serving her 90-day stint in the slammer. Inside sources say she is in good spirits and sleeping well. I guess it takes more than a couple of days to get all the Ambien out of one's system. What a drug addled mess. Do you remember when Lindsay was a hot, young, rising star and someone you actually wanted to bang?

These were the days...

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Happy Birthday, Sofia Vergara!

Happy Belated Birthday, Sofia Vergara. You celebrated your 38th birthday last weekend and I missed it. How is that possible? Well, better late than never. More importantly, how are you approaching 40 and still looking smoking hot? Happy Birthday!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Jessica Alba likes money!

News Flash: In a recent interview Jessica Alba admitted that making lots of money is the best part about being a famous actress. Well that's a "no shit" revelation isn't it? All chicks like money. It's why David Copperfield could get Claudia Schiffer, why Billy Joel got Christie Brinkly, and why a host of rich dorks across America land hot ass. So I salute you, Mrs. Jessica - for admitting what we already knew about your kind. The lesson to all you men is to make more money.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Megan Fox will NOT be in Transformers 3

I just learned that Megaon Fox has decided not to sign on the dotted line for Transformers 3. Is anyone else worried about this? Transformers 2 was pretty mediocre with the exception of Megan Fox. How could these movie executives not throw enough money her way? This is a huge miscalucation. I love Megan Fox!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Jill Wagner is HOT

Jill Wagner stars on Wipeout an ABC show about fat people falling on their asses. But I still watch it because she is oh so choice - even if she wears too much clothing. Still, I wish she wore less - kind of like this....

OR this....

OR this....

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Jessica Biel gives me happy time!

Jessia Biel has been a favorite of mine as far back as 7th Heaven. But I have to admit, I like her better now since she has started "sexing it up" on the silver screen. Enjoy!