Friday, December 31, 2010

The Bastion looks back at 2010.

The year 2010 was a big one for The Bastion of Man, especially the later half. The staff went from the occasional post of babelicious goodness to a regular daily update. This dedication to quality trim has brought a service to men across the globe. We would like to thank everyone both regulars and fly-by lurkers who visit The Bastion of Man. You are always welcome. Get ready for a shit-load more hot ass in 2011!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Happy Birthday, Jaime Faith Edmondson

Jaime Faith Edmondson was born on December 30, 1978. This Florida native turns 32 this year and - Oh my GOD! - can you believe there is a woman this fine in her thirties? This chick has the body of a 22 year old. That is some healthy living! I can think of no better way to celebrate the arrival of the new year than with some delicious pictures of my favorite former Dolphins Cheerleader turned Playboy Bunny. Happy Birthday, Jaime Faith Edmondson.









Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas from Jenny McCarthy

It's the most wonderful time of the year! The Bastion of Man wishes all of you blog surfers, readers, and lurkers out there a very merry holiday season. As a special Christmas present from The Bastion to you, I give you Jenny McCarthy with her very own Christmas tribute. Happy Birthday, everyone!





















Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Eve with Alice Goodwin

Alice Goodwin is becoming a fast favorite here at The Bastion and we're taking our time to go back through some of her best photo spreads. This shoot from Zoo shows Alice as a true fan of football. This Christmas Eve The Bastion invites you to celebrate with some delightful Alice Goodwin pics.


Thursday, December 23, 2010

Sucker Punch is Hot!

Most of the time The Bastion of Man likes to focus on all things sexy about the ladies. Occasionally we highlight something that kicks-ass. In this case we get to do both at the same time. Sucker Punch will be released to theaters in March of 2011 and I have to say hot school-girls fighting with swords against dragons and robot samurai just about satisfies every wish fulfillment fantasy I have ever had. Enjoy these promo posters and trailer for Sucker Punch!





Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Charisma Carpenter in Playboy

How would you like to find this on your white Christmas rug when you come downstairs in the morning? These exclusive Charisma Carpenter photos were the first of their kind when they hit news stands several years ago. When asked if she would ever pose nude for Playboy again she said she wasn't sure. Those photos at that time in her life were for a specific reason. She had just had a baby and was getting back in shape. It is this website's opinion that Charisma had her first brush with the inevitable loss of beauty that all women face and decided she wanted to immortalize herself if she could ever recover her looks. She did and mankind was the beneficiary. It was like Christmas in June of 2004!













Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Getting Laid at Comic Con

Every so often The Bastion of Man will do a public service announcement for the good of it's readers. Today we encourage you to get laid at Comic Con. Believe it or not, there are plenty of opportunities. Recently The Bastion of Man discovered these lovely ladies at a very popular convention to demonstrate the quality of trim available.

Slave Leia - I'd say this one is better than most!


This one is my favorite of the bunch!


This girl is really workin' the spandex!


This Cat Woman may not be great but Wonder Girl is a 10!


What's better than one Super Girl? Two Super Girls!


Are those drawn on abs? The fact that she scares me is kinda hot!


She's no Lynda Carter but she'll do!


Spider-Girl has a Jennifer Love Hewitt thing going. Me like!


I think the shades make Elektra look extra cool!


This Baroness can lock me up in her Dungeon any time!


I didn't know Disney graced Comic Con, but Belle would always be welcome!


Princess Leia's got a little extra junk in the trunk and on the rack! I like both!


I'd like to Peek at her Chu, if you know what I mean!


And the Number 1 reason why you can get laid at Comic Con.... Because all these hot chicks are hanging out with this douchebag.