The Bastion of Man

Jenny McCarthy loves Fairy Tales

2011-12-27T11:47:00.006-06:00

These are some of my favorite Jenny McCarthy pics - post Playboy days... of course you can never come close to the glory of early 90's nude Jenny. But these get damn close. Enjoy Jenny in her FHM fairy tale spread.

Denise Milani says Merry Christmas

2011-12-25T00:00:00.006-06:00

On this festive Christmas morn everyone's favorite Hollywood model wishes you a very merry Christmas with these very merry pics!

Lucy Pinder, Queen of Boobs!

2011-11-04T13:54:00.006-05:00

Does it get much better than the bodacious Lucy Pinder? I can think of no better woman to join the royal family!

Jordan Carver Nude!

2011-08-25T16:12:00.004-05:00

Oh the majesty of Jordan Carver's nude body. If you're a member of her fan club than you can see far more than this one picture but this is the one available free on the net. Behold the power and the glory!

Jordan Carver says "Surf's Up!"

2011-06-02T08:00:00.000-05:00

As we enter the hot summer season The Bastion of Man celebrates Surfer Babes all across the world with this tribute.

Denise Milani welcomes back Summertime!

2011-06-01T08:00:00.000-05:00

We all know the best part about summer time are the bikinis! Who looks better in a bikini than Denise Milani? Nodbody!

Happy Birthday, Meagan Fox

2011-05-16T08:00:00.005-05:00

The gorgeous Megan Fox was born on May 16th, 1986. Just another reason to place the 16th of May on the top of your favorite days of the year list. I know it is at the very top of my list. But oh, Ms. Fox, what have you done to yourself during these last few years of fame. You are still a tasty morsel but you continue to move further into the grunge trend. Not really my taste but we still celebrate your birthday.

Before the Notoriety and Glory

After the Money and Fame

Juliana Araujo looks good in Bunny Black

2011-05-02T08:00:00.006-05:00

Continuing our month long lusting over the latin ladies, The Bastion celebrates this burgeoning beauty. Juliana Araujo is one of the Playboy Cyberbabes down south of the border. How would you like to run into this titular lady in a tiajuana hotel? Ay Caramba!

May is "Latin Ladies Month" at The Bastion of Man

2011-05-01T08:00:00.002-05:00

The Bastion of Man would like to honor and celebrate those luscious Latin ladies in the month of May this year. So we kick off our month of caliente chicas with the spicy Alexis Lopez. Muy Bien!

Happy Birthday, Denise Milani

2011-04-23T08:00:00.000-05:00

On April 23, 1980 the beautiful Denise Milani was born and the world became a much brighter and glorious place.

Jaime Edmondson Does the NFL AGAIN!

2011-03-31T08:00:00.009-05:00

With the 2011 NFL draft right around the corner the Bastion of Man thought it fitting to revisit some of Jaime's fabulous NFL picks. You can imagine our delight when we learned that Playboy asked Jaime to comeback and finish what she started. So here she is ready to fulfill every fanboy's dream. The Playboy spread of Jaime Faith Edmondson ding the entire NFL!

Who is Rosie Jones?

2011-03-29T09:05:00.005-05:00

I don't know... but does it really matter? Check out these naked picks of Rosie Jones!

Rare Marissa Miller Topless

2011-03-28T07:03:00.000-05:00

It's not everyday one gets to see a favorite beauty in all her glory. I hope you enjoy these nude images of Marissa Miller as much as I do.

Miley Cyrus gets Naked

2011-03-25T12:27:00.003-05:00

Miley Cyrus is all the rage with girls and boys across the nation. For dirty old men like me, she's also a burgeoning beauty! This twenty-something pop star definitely has come into her own and we at the Bastion of Man look forward to all the glorious mistakes she will make along the way. There has been recent rumor of naked cell phone pics floating the Internet. While we cannot confirm or deny those, this scantily clad pic is most definitely Miley. Congrats, Ms. Cyrus! Keep up the good work!

Emma Glover says Happy St. Patrick's Day!

2011-03-17T08:00:00.004-05:00

Emma Glover may not be Irish but this sex bomb hails from the United Kingdom and isn't that close enough for all us Yanks? Not to mention she sports a very attractive green bra! I can't wait for her to get out of that thing so I can pinch her!

The 12 months of Alice Goodwin

2011-03-11T08:00:00.000-06:00

I'm sure you've all been wondering when will Alice Goodwin put out a calendar. You can all rest easy since 2011 is the month of Alice. Everyone's favorite British brunette has finally released her 12 months pictorial and The Bastion of Man has the images to share with you. Business men around the world can now look forward to scheduling all their meetings!

Rebecca Loos is... well... Loose!

2011-03-10T08:42:00.001-06:00

This hot little Dutch number has gone from banging David Beckham to marrying a mannish Lesbian rights advocate. Need I say more. Enjoy her nakedness.

Kelly Savage is Sassy!

2011-03-08T08:00:00.000-06:00

You can always count on Action Girls to deliver beautiful babes at a moments notice. Kelly Savage proves you can do very little and still get great results. Did she even bother trying a different pose in this pictorial? Probably not, but who cares?

Jenna Fischer is FINE!

2011-03-07T08:45:00.003-06:00

It's hard to follow the raw sex appeal of Alice Goodwin here at The Bastion of Man, but we've waited long enough to highlight Ms. Jenna Fischer. This understated beauty from NBC's The Office is the real deal. If there was ever a chick to personify the "girl next door" look it is this wholesome girl... and yet there is something still very naughty about Ms. Fischer. Take her raunchy turn in Blades of Glory when she is forced to seduce Will Ferrel's character. Here's hoping she gets the part of a coked out stripper someday!

Alice Goodwin loves Baby Oil

2011-03-04T08:00:00.002-06:00

We have a special surprise for you on Boobie TV this week. Alice Goodwin is rapidly becoming one of my all time favorites. I'm not sure if there is a man on the planet that would be able to withstand the temptation of this sexy video clip. Enjoy.

Alice Goodwin-Red Bikini
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Happy Birthday, Jessica Biel

2011-03-03T08:00:00.000-06:00

On March 3rd, 1982 the delectable Jessica Biel came into this world and with it a new standard in beauty! This creature first caught the eye of the masses while playing a very chaste character on the WB show 7th Heaven. She later shed that good girl image to the delight of many a man and has since become a sexual icon! Happy Birthday, Jessica Biel!

The Mysterious Sammy Braddy

2011-03-02T08:00:00.004-06:00

There isn't much information about this up and coming British Glam model, but Sammy Braddy defiantly has a bright future! With her voluptuous cans and naughty curves you can bet we'll see much more of this babe. In the meantime enjoy this pictorial from Zoo Magazine.

Captain America Kicks Ass

2011-02-25T08:00:00.003-06:00

This Friday we share the recent trailer for Captain America. This movie is going to kiss ass in so many ways and not just because it stars the humorous actor who played cocky Johnny Storm in the Fantastic Four. It also (along with the upcoming Thor movie) signifies the beginning of the upcoming Avengers movie franchise and THAT is going to really kick ass.

Brooklyn Decker Just Goes with It!

2011-02-23T07:45:00.003-06:00

Everyone knows Adam Sandler movies suck these days. But are any of us surprised his movie beat out favored Juggernaut rivals in The Eagle and Justin Bieber in their opening weekend at the box office? No - and I've got two words as to why... Brooklyn Decker. This SI model turned actress is fine-fine-fine! The only reason I'm sad that we'll be seeing allot more of this rising star is it will probably be 10 years before we can see her naked parts. Fame does that to women... they find they don't need to get naked anymore... not until they start seeing the end, a.k.a. Jullian Moore, Charisma Charpentar, and Hallie Berry. Anyway, enjoy these Brooklyn Decker pics.

Jessica Alba shows her Crotch!

2011-02-22T08:00:00.002-06:00

In this addition of Crotch-Tastic Tuesday we share a favorite from the Bastion's 2010photo archive. I don't think it gets much better than this. Jessica Alba may just have the perfect honey-pot!

Who did The Baroness best?

2011-02-21T08:00:00.001-06:00

The modern movie adaptation of the G.I. Joe franchise was bad... I mean really bad. It sucked harder than Cobra's paint sucking machine. In fact if a paint sucking machine had been the focal point of the movie it might have made it better. But the sting of its badness wares off over time. And now The Bastion is in the mood to ask our readers. Who did The Baroness Best?

Was it Sienna Miller?

... or Random Comic Con girl?

... or Random Japense Fetish Model?

I think I LOVE Olivia Munn!

2011-02-16T14:55:00.002-06:00

Olivia Munn is so choice. I've been following her for years - even way back when she was on Attack of the Show on G4. Now she is a Daily Show correspondent and is starring in her own prime time comedy. Go Olivia! More Olivia!

Fergie is Fine!

2011-02-15T08:49:00.002-06:00

Is it just me or does this chick have a rockin' body? Fergie has come a long way since her days with Kids Incorporated. She was the best thing about the Super Bowl half-time show this year.

Jordan Carver says Happy Valentines Day!

2011-02-14T08:00:00.006-06:00

What's better than Jordan Carver's 2010 Valentines photo spread? Re-playing her 2010 photo spread in 2011! Happy Valentines day, Jordan Carver!

Nelly Furtado is still Hot!

2011-02-11T08:36:00.002-06:00

So Nelly Furtado is doing a duet with Elton John for a cartoon movie coming out this spring. What the hell happened to this chick's career? She was a rising pop star in the 90's and then nothing. So what's the big deal? She is still way hot!

Happy Birthday, Emma Roberts

2011-02-10T08:38:00.003-06:00

On February 10th, 1991 Emma Roberts was born. Can you believe this young lady is turning 20? If she doesn't have a long career in acting ahead of her she will definitely have one in modeling make-up or some other beauty re-tred career. When your as hot as this and can still retain that innocent teen-age look into your twenties you know there will be good times ahead!

Who did Wonder Woman best?

2011-02-07T08:00:00.000-06:00

With rumors still flying about who will star in the upcoming production of Wonder Woman, it is only fitting to look back and ask who did it best.

Was it Lynda Carter?

... Olivia Munn?

... or was the hoax of Megan Fox to play the part the fleating hope of fanboys everywhere?

Pamela Anderson Rocks

2011-02-02T08:00:00.002-06:00

Is this really the first time we've posted nudes of Pamela Anderson? And we call ourselves a bastion to man! We are ashamed... very ashamed. Here is our apology.

Snow Bunny

2011-02-01T08:00:00.002-06:00

This time of year it's always fun to head for the mountains and find yourself a snow bunny. I'd hit these slopes if I were you!

Who did Catwoman Best?

2011-01-31T08:00:00.002-06:00

In honor of the recent role of Catwoman going to Anne Hathaway for the next installment of the Batman franchise The Bastion of Man asks its readers... Who did Catwoman best in the past.

Was it Michelle Pfeiffer?

...Halle Berry?

... or Lee Meriwether?

Happy Birthday, Jordan Carver

2011-01-30T08:00:00.002-06:00

On January 30, 1988 Jordan Carver was born. Little did we know she would turn into the bodacious babe we all know and love today. With her voluptous cans being one of the most popular searches on the internet everyone is clamoring to get a look. Happy Birthday, Jordan Carver. May your cans never sag!

Anne Hathaway to play Cat Woman!

2011-01-28T08:00:00.002-06:00

With rumors of summer blockbusters swirling around it is always exciting to speculate on what is coming next. The Bastion is pleased to know that Anne Hathaway has been confirmed for the next installment of the Batman franchise. She is one of our favorite "girl next door" fantasies. Check out these lovely pics!

Nikki Kyle has some style!

2011-01-27T08:00:00.006-06:00

Are you in the mood for a blonde California girl? Look no further than Action Girls' own Nikki Kyle. This babe has the girl next door look with the porn star penchant for sex!

Alexis Lopez Heats Up Winter Time!

2011-01-26T08:00:00.001-06:00

In these cold months it's important for us to remember that the warmth of summer is only just around the corner. What better way to remind is than with a few pics of Alexis Lopez.

Keeley Hazell is a Godess!

2011-01-25T08:00:00.001-06:00

Do they get any better than this? Is it possible for a woman to have bigger and more beautiful natural boobies than Keeley Hazell? Are there woman with more gorgeous looks? Am I asking too many questions? The answer to all of these is... I think not!

Who did Chun Li Best?

2011-01-24T08:00:00.002-06:00

There have been more than a few Chun Li immitators but few can do it well. Luckily we have had some recently that truly embody the spirit of this asian goddess. Our question to you is... Who did Chun Li the best?

Was it Kristin Kruek?

...Random Comic Con girl?

... or Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show?

Sophie Reade Pictorial

2011-01-21T08:00:00.004-06:00

We promised you more Sophie Reade several months ago and The Bastion is nothing if not honest with our promises. So here is a lovely spread of Sophie spreading it for Zoo Magazine.

January Jones plays Emma Frost

2011-01-20T08:00:00.003-06:00

On June 3rd, 2010 nerds across the globe will be treated to a heaping helping of January Jones as Emma Frost in the new X-Men movie. If you haven't seen this Ice Queen in action you can catch her as Betty Draper in Mad Men. For this writer it comes down the the key essentials. Let's see... um... yeah, she's hot.

Kylee Strutt Plays School Girl

2011-01-19T14:59:00.005-06:00

Kylee Strutt is well known in the porn community and for good reason. This fiery red headed babe has all the right things in all the right places. If you haven't taken time out of your day to watch some of Kylee's fine work - I encourage you to hit the google search bar ASAP. Enjoy these school girl pics!

Jaime Faith Edmondson Loves this Couch

2011-01-18T08:00:00.004-06:00

No Bastion of Man would be complete without the perfect couch. It's the place where we go to do all of our most important things. Be it football watching or enjoying a little bit of porn. Today Jaime Faith Edmondson shows us how to really have fun on the sofa.

Who Did the Invisible Woman Best?

2011-01-17T08:00:00.000-06:00

In our ongoing release of new specials The Bastion of Man introduces the Who Did It Best? series. In our inagural issue we ask our faithful readers Who Did the Invisible Woman Best?

Was it Marie Claude Bourbonnais?

... Random Comic-Con Girl?

... Jessica Alba?

... or Pamela Anderson spoofing Jessica Alba?

Take a Break with Emma Glover

2011-01-14T08:00:00.002-06:00

It's Friday and you deserve a break today. So why not sit back, relax, and enjoys these pics of Emma Glover as she herself sits back and relaxes for the camera. Happy Thursday!

Nilanti Nirain likes the Hip Hop

2011-01-13T08:00:00.002-06:00

Nilanti Nirain is a star on the rise. This exotic beauty from the South Pacific island of Fiji came to the United States and exploded in the music video market. With her voluptuous 38-24-37 figure it is little wonder that famous Hip-Hop artists from across the industry have already shot her in their videos. What artists you may ask? Try Kanye West, Akon, and even the infamous Snoop Dog. Give it up for Nilanti Nirain and her sumptuous assets!

Scarlett Johansson is back on the market!

2011-01-12T08:00:00.001-06:00

For all you bombshell lusting lurkers out there, you should know that Scarlett Johansson will once again be single. This holiday season it was announced that she and hubby Ryan Reynolds will be ending their 2-year marriage. It may not have been a wonderful Christmas time in the Reynolds home but it certainly put some holly on my ivy! Who knows, maybe Scarlett's new found freedom might translate to a little more skin on the silver screen. I don't know about you but I want to see The Black Widow take it off in the next Iron Man movie.

Lindsay Lohan shows her crotch

2011-01-11T08:00:00.003-06:00

The Bastion of Man is happy to bring you a new regular series to it's monthly allotment of hotness. We call it the Crotch-Tastic Tuesday! In this issue we share a wonderful glamour shot of Lindsay Lohan with just enough pantie showing to drive us crazy.

Carrie Milbank reports sports

2011-01-10T08:00:00.007-06:00

There are plenty of hot babe sports reports but few who have flaunted it so perfectly! Usually one must troll through pages of prudish sweaters and pant suits to find a nice T&A shot of a Erin Andrews or a Lindsay Soto. I guess starting out as a Houston Texans cheerleader makes a difference. Give me a B-O-O-B-S! What's that spell? BOOBS!

The Bastion Presents...

2011-01-07T08:00:00.003-06:00

The Bastion of Man is bringing something a little different to it's site in 2011. As a public service we will be providing you some monthly specials. Next week you can look forward to our first Crotch-Tastic Tuesday. Every so often you'll get a chance to enjoy Boobie TV. Today we introduce Movies that Kick-Ass. Everyone loves tits and ass. But no Man Bastion would be complete without a rockin' home theatre and a library of movies that kick-ass. Some of these great choices will include our favorite subject: Hot Babes. Others will just simply... Kick Ass! And what better way to kick off this feature than with the movie: Kick-Ass. If you haven't already see this comic book adaptation, than I highly recommend it.

Emily Scott is a blonde babe!

2011-01-06T08:00:00.001-06:00

The Bastion may have a soft spot for the brunette babe but let it not be said that we do not cater to all the other wonderful colors of the hair rainbow. Red-head Jamie Faith Edmondson is another of our favorites. But what about the blonde bombshell? Do blondes have more fun? Are blondes the favorite of most men in America... or around the world for that matter? The Bation won't argue with you if you feel strongly one way or the other. What we will do is always strive to provide equal time to the most beautiful babes. Here are a few of a babelicious blonde named Emily Scott!

Peta Todd is smokin' hot!

2011-01-05T10:08:00.005-06:00

Peta Todd may be just one of the many sexy Brit-Glam models to turn up in the pages of Loaded, Nuts, or Front Magazine. But here at The Bastion of Man she holds on honored place of rockin' body glory! You can expect more of this chick in weeks to come.

Jaime Faith Edmondson Honors the NFL

2011-01-03T08:00:00.019-06:00

Everyone here at The Bastion of Man loves Jaime Faith Edmondson. We also love the National Football League and January means only one thing in the NFL. It means the Playoffs! Gird your loins and make ready your war paint because the beasts of the NFL are getting ready to face off for a showdown of epic proportions. If you believe this time of year couldn't get any better, think again, because Jaime Faith Edmondson has immortalized her love of the NFL in this sexy Playboy pictorial. That's right, gentlemen. Our lovely bunny from Miami has donned the garb of your favorite team and posed for you on this special occasion. Well... she didn't don the garb of all the teams - but you'll still enjoy it. Take my word for it!

Just in case you hadn't seen enough... here are a few outakes and high-res versions for you lucky fans!

Three Cheers for Jaime!

Happy New Year from The Bastion of Man

2011-01-01T00:00:00.000-06:00

For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne!

Ring in the New Year, turn over that new leaf, and start that new tradition of reading The Bastion of Man every day. For those old friends, welcome back to a new year of hot ass and good times. For those new to The Bastion, you are welcome any time. We celebrate with a toast!

And surely you will pay for your pint, And surely I will pay for mine! And we will take a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne!

The Bastion looks back at 2010.

2010-12-31T08:00:00.003-06:00

The year 2010 was a big one for The Bastion of Man, especially the later half. The staff went from the occasional post of babelicious goodness to a regular daily update. This dedication to quality trim has brought a service to men across the globe. We would like to thank everyone both regulars and fly-by lurkers who visit The Bastion of Man. You are always welcome. Get ready for a shit-load more hot ass in 2011!

Happy Birthday, Jaime Faith Edmondson

2010-12-30T08:00:00.005-06:00

Jaime Faith Edmondson was born on December 30, 1978. This Florida native turns 32 this year and - Oh my GOD! - can you believe there is a woman this fine in her thirties? This chick has the body of a 22 year old. That is some healthy living! I can think of no better way to celebrate the arrival of the new year than with some delicious pictures of my favorite former Dolphins Cheerleader turned Playboy Bunny. Happy Birthday, Jaime Faith Edmondson.

Emma Glover is naughty and nice!

2010-12-29T09:21:00.011-06:00

With only a few mored days left in 2010 The Bastion continues to bring you the best in babes. British glam model Emma Glover shows her mischievous side with this naked pictorial and reminds us why being naughty is oh so nice! You can expect more of the same in 2011!

The Zoo says Merry Christmas

2010-12-28T10:13:00.005-06:00

It may be a few days after Christmas but it's still the holiday season so The Bastion is still finding ways to wish its readers a very Merry Christmas. Try out this festive video from The Zoo.

Merry Christmas from Jenny McCarthy

2010-12-25T08:00:00.006-06:00

It's the most wonderful time of the year! The Bastion of Man wishes all of you blog surfers, readers, and lurkers out there a very merry holiday season. As a special Christmas present from The Bastion to you, I give you Jenny McCarthy with her very own Christmas tribute. Happy Birthday, everyone!

Christmas Eve with Alice Goodwin

2010-12-24T08:00:00.008-06:00

Alice Goodwin is becoming a fast favorite here at The Bastion and we're taking our time to go back through some of her best photo spreads. This shoot from Zoo shows Alice as a true fan of football. This Christmas Eve The Bastion invites you to celebrate with some delightful Alice Goodwin pics.

Sucker Punch is Hot!

2010-12-23T08:00:00.008-06:00

Most of the time The Bastion of Man likes to focus on all things sexy about the ladies. Occasionally we highlight something that kicks-ass. In this case we get to do both at the same time. Sucker Punch will be released to theaters in March of 2011 and I have to say hot school-girls fighting with swords against dragons and robot samurai just about satisfies every wish fulfillment fantasy I have ever had. Enjoy these promo posters and trailer for Sucker Punch!

Charisma Carpenter in Playboy

2010-12-22T08:00:00.002-06:00

How would you like to find this on your white Christmas rug when you come downstairs in the morning? These exclusive Charisma Carpenter photos were the first of their kind when they hit news stands several years ago. When asked if she would ever pose nude for Playboy again she said she wasn't sure. Those photos at that time in her life were for a specific reason. She had just had a baby and was getting back in shape. It is this website's opinion that Charisma had her first brush with the inevitable loss of beauty that all women face and decided she wanted to immortalize herself if she could ever recover her looks. She did and mankind was the beneficiary. It was like Christmas in June of 2004!

Getting Laid at Comic Con

2010-12-21T08:00:00.000-06:00

Every so often The Bastion of Man will do a public service announcement for the good of it's readers. Today we encourage you to get laid at Comic Con. Believe it or not, there are plenty of opportunities. Recently The Bastion of Man discovered these lovely ladies at a very popular convention to demonstrate the quality of trim available.

Slave Leia - I'd say this one is better than most!

This one is my favorite of the bunch!

This girl is really workin' the spandex!

This Cat Woman may not be great but Wonder Girl is a 10!

What's better than one Super Girl? Two Super Girls!

Are those drawn on abs? The fact that she scares me is kinda hot!

She's no Lynda Carter but she'll do!

Spider-Girl has a Jennifer Love Hewitt thing going. Me like!

I think the shades make Elektra look extra cool!

This Baroness can lock me up in her Dungeon any time!

I didn't know Disney graced Comic Con, but Belle would always be welcome!

Princess Leia's got a little extra junk in the trunk and on the rack! I like both!

I'd like to Peek at her Chu, if you know what I mean!

And the Number 1 reason why you can get laid at Comic Con.... Because all these hot chicks are hanging out with this douchebag.

Happy Birthday, Lucy Pinder

2010-12-20T08:00:00.006-06:00

On December 20th, 1983 the Earth welcomed Lucy Pinder into the world. This 27 year old glam model has made many a man enjoy hours of happy-time. Today we celebrate your tasty body with a few of my favorite images. Happy Birthday, Lucy Pinder.

Alexis Lopez is Caliente!

2010-12-17T08:00:00.000-06:00

It's always nice to get those expected gifts for Christmas but it's all the more sweet to find that unexpected surprise. Which is why this season in addition to a healthy dose of Denise Milani and Jenny McCarthy, we like to throw in a few interesting twists. Let's say hello to this relatively unknown spanish hip-hop model, Alexis Lopez. Hola!

Marie Claude Bourbonnais is French

2010-12-16T08:00:00.001-06:00

Marie Claude Bourbonnais is the poster child for hot fetish french tart! She is tall, blond, and buxom! Ooh-La-La! I think we'll be seeing more of this little french pastry.

Penny Mathis takes off her clothes

2010-12-15T08:00:00.002-06:00

The weather outside may be frightful this time of year but the weather inside the home of Penny Mathis must surely be hot and steamy. Why you may ask? Because she just can't seam to keep her clothes on. Evidence attached!

Misa Campo Pictorial

2010-12-14T08:00:00.008-06:00

Misa Campo is a Filipino/Dutch model living and working in California. She is also tending bar to help make ends meet so she's really just getting her career off the ground. She was born on January 23rd, 1987 - so for all you guys that are interested in 23 year old hard bodied models move to Cali and start trolling the bar scene before she explodes in popularity. Because if you wait you probably won't have a shot with her unless you have more than $1 million in the bank.

Back from Break

2010-12-13T13:05:00.002-06:00

You have probably noticed the dry spell here at the Bastion of Man. That's because the staff was on break all of last week. But we are back in action and we kick off this week with a pair of hot babes making out. Enjoy!

Let the good times roll!

2010-12-02T10:58:00.002-06:00

We are simply having a wonderful Christmas time here at the Bastion of Man and that includes Christmas Strippers! Does it get any better than this?

Kelly Andrews kicks off Decemeber

2010-12-01T08:00:00.004-06:00

To kick off this December holiday season The Bastion of Man presents some wonderfully festive images of the British Glam model, Kelly Andrews. Deck the halls, jingle the bells, and throw another log on the fire!

Happy Birthday, Antonella Barba

2010-11-26T15:11:00.002-06:00

On November 26th, 1986 one of America's Idols was born... or at least that is what the general public said when they voted Antonella Barba into the mid rounds of the American Idol competition a few years back. It was these very pictures that caused her downfall.

Denise Milani says Happy Thanksgiving!

2010-11-22T15:12:00.006-06:00

Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like Denise Milani in a red hot corset. This Bastion favorite never disappoints when she shows off all her assets!

The camera likes Amy Leigh Andrews

2010-11-19T15:02:00.005-06:00

The Bastion of Man is compelled to share a few more pics from this Playboy photo shoot of Amy Leigh Andrews. They don't get much better than this.

Amy Leigh Andrews is all natural

2010-11-18T09:51:00.004-06:00

In these days of silicone injected goodness it's sometimes difficult to find a well endowed natural beauty with all the right dimensions but Amy Leigh Andrews is one of them. This photo spread is from a few years back so perhaps she has fallen to the temptation of implants. Let's hope not. She is outstanding just the way she is.

Alice Goodwin plays with Porchia Watson

2010-11-17T08:13:00.003-06:00

Enjoy these two sexy British babes tease each other with their pho-lesbian action. I imagine that they found each other during a photo shoot for ZooToday.com and decided they couldn't wait to get down and dirty with each other.

Erica Campbell has some very sexy parts!

2010-11-15T09:33:00.005-06:00

Erica Campbell's modeling career started around the turn of the millennium with her most infamous photos being taken around 2005 as a Playboy Cybergirl. She can also be seen on video in all of her glorious beauty. Alas, the Erica Campbell love affair has ended before it even began, as she has recently posted on her own website saying she no longer models and has "become a Christian." I wish the girl well but only ask why her website is still operational. I assumed it was a generic porn site, but all my research tells me that she still has her porn site up and running. I guess a girl's gotta make a living, even if she doesn't do any current photo-shoots. God bless Erica and God bless the Internet!

More Penny Mathis for your Pleasure!

2010-11-12T13:10:00.001-06:00

So apparently Penny Mathis goes by many names. She is also known as Penny Mathias, Jenny P, but her real name is Jennifer Perez. Normally these models that have alternate aliases have been in the porn industry at one time or another. I've not uncovered any porn photos of Ms. Perez... but time will tell. For now - enjoy this naked bathing photo shoot.

Jordan Carver honors Veterans Day

2010-11-11T08:00:00.004-06:00

I have the utmost respect for our men in uniform. They risk their lives every day to protect our great nation. They travel across the world, battling hostile forces and many pay the supreme sacrifice. None more so than the soldiers of World War II. On November 11th we honor not only those who fought against the Axis powers of World War II but all veterans who lay their lives on the line for the United States of America. In honor of this day, I give you some beautiful images from one of the Bastion's favorite regulars, Ms. Jordan Carver.

Denise Milani VS. Penny Mathis

2010-11-10T08:00:00.004-06:00

What do you get when you cross two California Glam models and a hot summer photo shoot? You get a very awesome, very sexy, and very staged chick fight.

Hello, ladies. I see you are both here for the photo shoot.

Take it easy. Don't hog the camera.

Oh dear, let's not get nasty now!

That's got to hurt.

And yet perhaps it feels nice!

I see the stiletto is now on the other foot.

Now who has the upper hand?

Let's all make up and be friends.

This just does it for me....

2010-11-09T10:43:00.003-06:00

Why were the college parties at my school never like this?

Penny Mathis is a California Girl

2010-11-09T08:48:00.004-06:00

Penny Mathis was born in Pomona, California and has lived and breathed the So-Cal scene her entire life.

Penny says, "I loved to have my picture taken but never really considered myself at all fond of the camera. In most recent years I still love to have my picture taken yet now I've found myself as a women very fond of the camera and loving it..."

I don't know about you gentlemen but that quote makes absolutely no sense whatsoever! How can you love to have your picture taken and not be fond of the camera? What a dumb blond! But she sure is a hot piece of ass.

Lest we forget the beauty of Susana Spears...

2010-11-08T08:14:00.003-06:00

Just a few more great photos of this Euro-Babe. My Christmas wish is still to see her naked post-Zuzana Light makeover.

Gemma Massey in Lingerie

2010-11-05T12:55:00.001-05:00

Gemma Massey shows off some sexy black lingerie as she continues to delight the men of the U.K. and across the globe.

Federica Ridolfi is Hot on Balls!

2010-11-04T11:54:00.003-05:00

Federica Ridolfi is super hot and looks even better when posing with this exercise ball and this soccer ball. In fact I think we should see more of Ms. Ridolfi posing with balls!

Alice Goodwin is a Wonderland

2010-11-03T14:00:00.006-05:00

I'd be quoting John Mayer if I had the good fortune of meeting this beauty. And this Alice has got Wonderland written all over her. Enjoy this sexy lingerie pictorial.

Jordan Carver is Hot for Teacher

2010-11-02T08:00:00.001-05:00

I'm a man of learning. I hold academic endevours in high regard and nothing pleases me more than to see such a fine specimin of feminine beauty taking care of her mind as much as her body. Jordan, you can come to the head of the class any time you want!

Happy Birthday, Jenny McCarthy

2010-11-01T07:50:00.011-05:00

Jenny McCarthy was born on November 1st, 1972 in Chicago, Illinois. Luckily for us she stayed in Chicago and graced the cover of Playboy at the perky age of 21. Since that time, Jenny has been on my major crush list and continues to hold a solid spot in my Top 10 Hottest Babes of all time. Pamela Anderson may be one of the most famous blond bombshells for Playboy in the 1990's but Jenny McCarthy is without question the best... in my humble opinion. Happy 38th birthday, Jenny!

Happy Halloween, Jordan Carver

2010-10-31T08:00:00.008-05:00

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I am not the first to point out that Halloween is the one day of the year when even the most prudish of women find a good excuse to get out and get slutty. Everything from French Maids to Naughty Nurses, lovely ladies from all walks of life enjoy to slut it up and wear next to nothing. For this reason I give All Hallowed Eve a great big round of applause. Today The Bastion celebrates Halloween with Jordan Carver dressed as a Sailor Girl. If Jordan came to my door I'd offer both a trick and a treat!

More Bianca Beauchamp for Halloween

2010-10-29T08:00:00.003-05:00

Check out this photo shoot of the infamous dominatrix, Bianca Beauchamp. She could get you hard and then snap it in half all in one fell swoop!

School Girl for Halloween

2010-10-28T13:33:00.005-05:00

Listen up, ladies! It's not too late to go out and grab that Halloween costume for the big party this weekend. Here is just one sample of the tasteful - yet deliciously slutty - outfits you could find yourself in this holiday season. Merry Hallowed Eve to one and all!

Denise Milani plays Doctor

2010-10-25T08:04:00.006-05:00

In the spirit of the costume season we tip our hat to Denise Milani, one of the bustiest babes in all of cyber-space. In this photo-shoot Ms. Milani dresses up as a nurse. Can you see her out trick or treating this holiday season dressed like that? I think I would have a heart attack if she showed up on my porch asking for candy.

Bianca Beauchamp is the Perfect Halloween Gift

2010-10-20T12:43:00.002-05:00

In the spirit of the Halloween season we thought it fitting to share pics from a photo-shoot with Bianca Beauchamp. Bianca is one of our favorite beauties that also kind of scare us a little bit deep down inside. She prefers to model in leather but these blue-jean ensemble is really nice.

Holly Peers is British

2010-10-19T08:00:00.002-05:00

We're on a Brit streak here at the Bastion so ride the wave while it lasts. Holly Peers is another in a long line of busy British babes.

Sophie Reade has Big Boobs!

2010-10-14T08:00:00.002-05:00

While the Bastion is American born and American bred, we do have a fondness for that wonderful British obsession with gigantic knockers. In the spirit of Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder, we present to you the Brit Model, Sophie Reade. Like any good bimbo she got her start in the reality TV series Big Brother and it's been nothing but tits and ass ever since.

Halloween is only 18 days away!

2010-10-13T09:26:00.002-05:00

Only 18 more days until the best slutty-pretend-dress-up day of the year. Enjoy this hot karate chick costume!

Jordan Carver says "Ride 'Em Cowboy!"

2010-10-12T08:00:00.005-05:00

I stumbled across this pictorial of Jordan Carver. Since JC is a fan favorite here at The Bastion of Man, we thought it best to share. I think she looks pretty damn good as a cowgirl, don't you? Enjoy!

Happy Birthday, Claudia Black

2010-10-11T07:00:00.006-05:00

On October 11, 1972 one of the hottest and most talented actresses from Australia was born. This raven haired beauty hit the big-time starring opposite Ben Browder on the cult hit series, Farscape. This loyal fan had the good fortune to meet Claudia while I was visiting Los Angeles and let me tell you she is hotter in person than she is on Television... if you can believe that! Happy Birthday to my favorite lady from "down under", Claudia Black!